THE SHIELD OR THE SWORD

I GUESS NO ONE GETS THAT THE TWITTER IS THE THE TAKEN FORM OF THE DARK ONE LUCIFER

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20110611/ts_yblog_theticket/nancy-pelosi-and-top-democrats-call-on-weiner-to-resign

I am going to forgo the WEINER jokes etc. and just focus on the two main reasons he should definitely resign.

#1 HE IS FUCKING STUPID

First and foremost I really don't have any ethical or moral issues with this punk searching out SMOKERS from various young ladies. NEWS FLASH.....ALL MEN ARE SEARCHING OUT SMOKERS FROM HOT CHICKS, or in the case of BARNEY FRANK HOT LITTLE PAGE BOYS, so let us dispense with that objection right off. Believe me, sexual acts and the seeking out of is the least corrupt thing going on at Capitol Hill. The feigned outrage by Pelosi and the like is really just sheer happiness that a rival has been ousted. No one cares about the activity, some do care abouth the size of his package, especially Pelosi ( which apparently is ordered off the SUPERSIZED menu) it's the removal of a political rival that matters. You know this guy was on the rise, ( no pun intended ) because it's the power leaders in his own party leading the witchhunt.

That said, he has to go becasuse HE IS TO STUPID TO HAVE ANY JOB OF IMPORTANCE. You TWITTERED YOUR PENIS? In today's world, knowing all we know about Twitter, Social Media, and the Viral nature of such you chose to TWITTER YOUR PENIS? That is just the DEFINITION OF DUMBASS! TWITTER IS TRACEABLE!!!!!  Jesus Christ, if it's so important to show your apparently massive wang off, use the damn copy machine in your office, throw your FOOT LONG CONEY on the glass and copy away and discretely leave a stack of copies in front of Barney Franks office. Let's see, Tiger, Brett Favre, and 500 other lesser known celebrities involved in similar scandals recently.....and you go on a TWITTER BENDER, LITERALLY.

You must leave because you are FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!

# 2 HE IS GOING THE SAME ROUTE OF TIGER...YEA THAT WORKED

When is someone in one of these deals going to hire me to help them through this type of scandal? Let me help please. WTF???? " Ah, I am resigning and seeking tratment." For what....wanting to get a GODDAMNED BJ? OK WEINER, follow closely, I am about to salvage you career. Call a press conference on the steps of Capitol Hill and read this speech.

"My fellow Americans, I stand before you today as a proud AMERICAN MALE who is being victimized by my political rivals in an attempt to force me out of my seat. The claim is that it has been discovered that I have been actively seeking Oral Sex from young women while serving as a congressman. I want to say right now...GUILTY AS CHARGED. As a matter of fact I have been seeking oral gratification from females since puberty. I am convinced the Blow Job has been sought by every male since the dawn of time. In fact, I believe the Blow Job is as American as Grandma's applepie. Our country has a long standing tradition of seeking out such gratification. Be it Thomas Jefferson making a midnight run to the servants quarters, or BETSY ROSS REMOVING HER WOODEN TEETH when Geroge Washington picked up the first American Flag, or JFK getting his "REAL BIRTHDAY SONG" from Ms. Monroe, our leaders have a long standing tradition of seeking out the SMOKER! Be it Barney Frank visiting the GLORYHOLE, or President Clinton getting a hat view only in the oval office....our great leaders have throughout history sought out Oral Pleasure. And you, my fellow red blooded AMERICAN MALE, have sought this as well. IT'S YOUR BIRTHRIGHT AS AN AMERICAN. YOUR RIGHT TO A BLOWJOB IS DISTINCTLY A PART OF FREEDOM, AND YOUNG MEN HAVE DIED FIGHTING FOR YOU FREEDOM, AND THAT FREEDOM INCLUDES ORAL SATISFACTION!!!!"

That said, I have ERRED my fellow Americans. I did in fact TWITTER some pictures of my appendage to several females. After much thought and consternation I have concluded that was an unwise decision and I apologize sincerely for doing so. See, I was raised in a religious environment, and am today deeply religious, and I was taught that when one has more than they need they have been blessed, and as followers those that are blessed should share with those less blessed. As has been shown, my appendage is quite large, and I felt compelled to share that blessing with those that might not be fortunate enough to have seen or had one of such girth. Again, I apologize. My christian heart was in the right place, but I used bad judgement.

That said, I want to take this moment to announce my candidacy for President. Behind me my staff is unrolling a banner that will be my Campaign Slogan......" UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU.........TO GET A BLOWJOB!

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Problem solved.

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/06/09/6823852-too-much-coffee-makes-you-hear-voices-study-suggests

Son of a Bitch! Maybe that SON OF SAM GUY really did hear that damn DOG. Folgers...look out.....YOUR IRRESPONSIBLE PRODUCT HAS CAUSED ME TO KILL MY WIFE!!! I went outside with that fresh hot first cup, felt the inevitable yet satisfying rumblings of my own internal perculator, and headed off to the privy room, fan on, match at the ready, and flipped on my I PAD to read the morning paper, and all off the sudden I heard it..." KILL HER, KILL THE BITCH." I stood up and distinctly saw and heard a yellow peanut protruding from the large brown defecation urging me to kill her. It's little yellow lips would not stop, urging me to complete the deed all the while begging me to not flush him down the drain. What could I do? I killed her and it's FOLGERS FAULT DAMNIT!"    

Where is Johnny Cochran!!!! If the " PEANUT DOESN'T FIT...YOU MUST ACQUIT!"

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EQUALS                  NOT GUILTY

The real suprising thing about the study is anyone actually survived. At the first sound of the " Old Bingster" crooning away I would have jumped out the office tower window. Not because I was scared, but to get away from a BING CROSBY SONG.

The Lady that had here face torn off by a monkey is getting a face transplant.

http://bostonherald.com.nyud.net/news/regional/view/2011_0610boston_doctors_give_chimp_attack_victim_new_face/srvc=home&position=6

PLESE DEAR 8 POUND 6 OUNCE BABY JESUS, NOT THE FULL GROWN BEARDED JESUS, BUT THE 8 POUND 6 OUNCE BABY JESUS, DO NOT LET THE DOCTORS BE THE SAME ONES THAT DID JERRY JONES FACELIFT.

Clearly in the "Alive or Dead " Game he is Grim Reapered 100% of the time!!!

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2011/06/08/meredith-vieira-says-goodbye-on-today-with-help-from-abe-vigoda/?mod=google_news_blog

Wow!  Want to talk about Marketing. Get this F'ers ass out there doing Viagra Commercials!

Now heres a story that truly caught my eye. I am not sure how I "Stumbled Upon", but it illustrates my point that these folks at HIGHER INSTITUTIONS OF LEARNING are so INSULATED from the REAL WORLD, that they are incapable of applying logic.

It also shows how UNEDUCATED they are on the power of Social Media. These small local stories that 5 people used to hear about, and no more than that, otherwise Buford T. Pusser would show up and kick your ass, can make it's way to "Wilson" the Beach Ball in the Atlantic Ocean in 5 minutes via Twitter because he follows Tom Hanks and Tom Hanks has 7 trillion followers and he got it from so and so.

Here is the story and it is unfuckingbelivable on so many levels.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110607/us_yblog_thelookout/cop-fired-after-helping-fellow-officers-in-distress?bouchon=623,tx

I have decided, in my all infinite wisdom, to break down this " CLUSTER FUCK" into a Fuck up by Fuck up Analysis, and through my uncanny ability to use the power of critical thinking, show how the " NEW WORLD ORDER" really works.

FUCK UP 1

The officer himself. OK, yes he did a noble thing and all, but let me break it down for you. He has 17 years in law enforcement, primarily apparently in Galveston. For whatever reason he ends up as a University Policeman for Rice, which is only slightly better than Paul Blart, Mall Cop, so we aren't dealing with Elliot Ness here. And what is he doing in his spare time while cruising around the campus square hoping to see " EXPIRED" in the space where the Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Fraternity Boy just parked the new BMW Convertabile his Dad bought him? LISTENING TO THE GODDAMNED POLICE SCANNER!!!! Now being that Rice is in Houston, one could safely assume they have all the needed and available resources to handle just about any problem without the assistance of one COLLEGE UNIVERSITY SUPERCOP!

But scanning he was, and guess what....something goes down and he hears " Officer Down!!" Now his story is complete Altruism overtook him, the spirit of Mother Theresa was channeled through him, and he drove to the scene quickly but safely to see if any assistance was required or that he could help in some way, even if it was just getting a cheese danish and a coffee for the real policeman. Here is what really happened. he heard " Office Down" and immediately took out his Barney Fife bullet and loaded it, and then stopped at Wal-Mart and bought a box of ammo, so he could load the rest of the gun, grabbed a hot dog from Jose the Sunday vendor out front, and jumped into his cruiser dreaming that today would finally be the day he could walk up like Clint Eastwood and utter the did I fire 5 shots or 6 line. I guarantee you he hit a buck fifty sirens blaring to get his ass down there.

FUCK UP 2

The " POLICE CHIEF" of the RICE UNIVERSITY POLICE DEPARTMENT. How dare one of his guys go off without authorization. And to a true crime scene to boot. It's real simple...the guy looks and the mirror and sees himself as Daryl Gates.....

When the rest of the world sees him as TOAD from American Graffiti..........

And he just couldn't stand it that his guy " one upped" him....so he fucking FIRES HIM, irrespective of how it might look to the press. He is not really wrong because he knows this Dirty harry JACK OFF had no business heading into a real GODDAMNED GUN BATTLE, and he was totally irresponsible to do it. He didn't radio in because they would have told him " FUCK NO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO A GUN BATTLE."

He wasn't wrong to fire the guy!!!! But sometimes you can be right and still be be dead wrong. Fire the guy and you look like a total idiot because publicly you can NEVER defend NOT going to an officers aid, even if you KNOW Dirty Harry was hoping to land a job at the Houston PD.

FUCK UP 3

The University comes up with this once it comes out the guy has been fired, as any idiot should have known it would.... "Sedmak left his post when only two other officers were on duty and failed to notify his supervisor of his whereabouts for nearly an hour, which could have endangered the safety of our students and campus," according to the university. WTF YOU IDIOTS. Anna Nicole Smith could have come up with something better for God's Sake. Yea, let the whole world know Rice University is not a safe place to send your kids. AND THAT'S MY POINT!!!    

What kind of Marketing Department do they have there? Your presented with two choices......the ad campaign where you FIRE the Guy, make the above statement, and then come out with the " RICE UNIVERSITY.....IT"S EXPENSIVE AND NOT VERY SAFE!" recruitment slogan....OR

Do you bite the Bullet, build a big statue of the DIRTY HARRY GUY and put it on the steps of the entry to the School of Business and milk the shit out of this " HERO!" I mean scheduling a meeting with the officer and Obama, Rick perry making a public statement on the HEROIC, SELFLESS act of a RICE UNIVERSITY POLICE OFFICER etc. Talk about 6 months of free priceless publicity. They should SHUT DOWN THE BUSINESS SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE THAT DEGREE IS APPARENTLY WORTHLESS!

FUCK UP 4

Like all us old folks, the don't get the power of twitter and the shit like that. I read it because it's a top story on Yahoo, it wasn't in my local section, and top stories are based off "TRENDING" and "COMMENTS". It took two seconds to go viral, and the responses are 100% negative on Rice. Lesson learned yet again....TWITTER has changed the WORLD.

So there it is, Houston's own little Bonfire of The Vanities. What a cluster!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxUdftDwoFw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLwSmCyL_c0

Well, the Casey Anthony "TRIAL OF THE CENTURY" is underway. For whatever reason, from the outset I have been fascinated by this case. When it started I got hooked even though that crooked mouthed catfish looking bitch NANCY GRACE was the one doing it everynight. God, I hate her worse than Geraldo, and I had a prayer that he would be shot by friendly fire in Iraq...all recorded by his helmet cam, so you know I can't stand her.

I think primarily Casey is a Sociopath with a Narcisstic Override, and being as I was married to one it was interesting. Second, Kaylee was a small kid and it's always amazing when a parent has no parental instinct. Whatever the reason the case was pretty much done right off...your kids gone for thirty days and your stealing checks from a girlfriend to head off to Target to buy that spray on whip cream for a "TURTLE SUPRISE SUNDAE" FOR HER BAR HOPPING BOYFRIEND TONY. And her kids missing. At first, based on the purchase, I was expecting her boyfriend to be Tiger, but turns out just some club rat named Tony who know goes by Anthony in court.

Every time a fact is revealed she has a new story. And it's amazing to watch because I am married to one just like her. Pretty simple, she reminds me of a chick who just was never quite good enough to make the guest list at the " Stark Club", so she paid her fare and dropped trough rouitinely in the unisex bathroom for a free cocktail and maybe a free entrance next time. The kid was a problem, so she thought she would knock it out with some chloroform, party, and come on back out. Oh, to much, kid died, now what.

Forget al the excuses beforehand...we are finally, 4 years later, at trial, and she has the bombshell....Dad and Brother Molested me. Dad accidentally let Kid drown in pool, we all disposed of it because the brother was the father and the Dad was a pedophile...OHHHH. and you blamed everyone on the planet including "HOWARD THE DUCK" while imprisoned....but you waited until know to "mention" this. And there has to be zero proof for the attorney to make these public claims. And it's

OK.....FUCK JOSE BAEZ....he is guiltier than she is...

Goddamned our system sucks.....FRY THIS BITCH...AND SENTENCE JOSE BAEZ TO WORKING IN ONE OF THOSE STRIP CLUP BATHROOMS AS A PORTER WHERE DAMON CAN SPEND HIS 3 DOLLARS ON A SHOT OF POLO AND JOSE CAN TEACH THE " HOT CHICK" ROB SCHNEIDER HOW TO AIM HIS PISSER. OR BETTER YET, PERSONAL DOUCHE MASSURE TO MARIA SHRIVER FOR LIFE.

The GREAT ORATOR AND MASTER OF THE WRITTEN WORD, ME..wants to say thanks to all our soldiers. For all you long haired prescription marijuana hippies out there, as Archie Bunker would say.." I have one word for you...FUCK OFF."

The fact is soldiers don't decide where they are going to go, what the monthly cause of righteousness might be, or what political chess game is underway. They are sent and people try to kill them. They survive by killing them first. Period. And the guy standing out there ain't you, you pimple faced over privileged fuckhead. He's a guy who probably joined to get the G.I. College Bill so he could have a chance at something better. He might be someone who recognized his life was headed in the wrong direction. He might be that FAT ASS from Stripes, DEWEY OXBERGER, who needs to lose a few pounds and basic training is what, 8 weeks, which is just perfect for him.

Whatever the reason they are standing out there getting shot at and John Wayne or even Tom Hanks for that matter ain't coming forward with the AMERICAN FLAG flying causing the enemy to run in fear. I promise when a bullet is flying by and your buddy just had his arms and legs blown off by Babu, whose still pissed off at Jerry Seinfeld, the flag, whose right and all that shit is out the window. Freedom..yea you care about it, you care distinctly about your freedom and hope to survive so you can get back to it. And if that means killing every fucker in your way of getting home to some cold beer and hot pussy then so be it.

In the meantime, some professor at Oxford is giving another speech about the morality of war. War is immoral by nature dumb ass, but nothing is more moral that blowing the towel right off the head OF BABU'S COUSIN that just tried to blow your ass up.

So while your drinking your cold Miller Lite, ( and if it ia a Heineken or any other European Trash beer get off my fucking blog....and it better not be anything with a lime it either, primarily because that is fucking gay ) watching your kids swim in the community pool 50 other kids just pissed in, watching some fat bitch with cellulite wishing she was allowed to bring Pina Coladas to the pool....oh sorry, that's not some lady it's your wife...take a swig for the heroes fighting it for us....it's why we get that distinct piece of heaven known as FREEDOM. In America....we don't let fucking FOREIGNERS take our freedom...THAT'S OUR WIFE'S JOB GODDAMMIT!

BRING BACK THE DRAFT...especially since I am to old to go.

Some believe the world will end tommorrow. See this....http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43106614/ns/us_news-the_new_york_times/

I was skeptical until I saw a picture of the woman ARNIE WAS FUCKING!!SHE IS UGLIER THAN Shriver. GODDAMNIT ARNIE....THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD.......AND YOU DID IT!!!

Ok, normally if you are a foreigner I don't like you. Germans do not have a special place for my overall disdain of all thing European, but they are definitely in the mix. They are just harder to satirize because their culture is primarily without discerning and marked characteristics. Yea the cheap KRAUT and Sausage joke aside, pretty boring with a couple of all encompassing history altering moments interspersed.

And don't you think Dirk is the embodiment of that. The Germans defined. BORING BUT PRODUCTIVE AND EFFICIENT.

It was said by Rick Carlisle that he is a top ten of all time. Well, I don't think even he really thinks that, BUT he probably is a Top Ten most overlooked and underrated.

The thing about GREATEST PLAYER ARGUMENTS is that so much of that discussion relates to intangibles. Championships won, Fan Perception, Self Marketing, Media attention and scrutiny, the market played in, identity as a leader...It's so much more than stats....and talent....As an example, Joe Montana is always in the top quarterbacks of all time list, but Steve Young was undoubtedly a better athlete, better role model, better liked by his teammates, and had better stats than Joe. But Joe won 4 SuperBowls. Young just one. The reality is circumstances play a big role. Young played at a time when it just so happened the Cowboys dynasty was rolling. Had the Cowboys been less than the team of the decade, Young probably wins a couple more and his legacy is completely different.

The reality is the Mavericks have won 50 or more games every year but his first two years.

Then there is this. Throughout Nowitzki's career, he has responded to the increased pressure of the playoffs by increasing his productivity. In the regular season he averages 23 points, 8 rebounds. In the playoffs he averages 25.6 points, 10.9 rebounds, which only Hakeem Olajuwon, Bob Pettit and Elgin Baylor have managed to do. In the most pressure packed games, such as playoff elimination games he averages 28.4 points, 12.2 rebounds. He has had 13 elimination games where he scored 30 or more points, with only Jerry West having more at 14. Of the top 100 elimination game performances in the last 20 years, Nowitzki has had the best performances in 8 of them, more than any other player in the NBA in that same time frame.[83]

And this..Some critics have alleged Nowitzki's defense is a weakness, as he averages just over one block per game and never made an All-Defense Team.[22] However, playing more around the perimeter takes him out of position where a typical power forward would be, with detracts from his overall defensive stats. Despite that, he is 9th in active players for defensive win shares, placing him higher than even Kobe Bryant.

There is not one player in my era who has been as responsible for a franchises success. But perception is what matters most, not stats. He's quite, out of the media, reserved, and sometimes he is so much better than everyone on the floor you don't understand why he can't score 50 every time. If he played like he plays but had a Barkley personality the PERCEPTION of Dirk would be different, and he might be in that top player argument.

But in the end above all else it is championships.....and Dirk will never be great and Cuban will never get league respect until they win one. And by god, I think they will. Dirk has the man on fire desire this year that Wade had in 06. You can see it and feel it.

No matter what, Dirk has matured and he is finally getting respect locally that he has had nationally for a while. GOOD FOR HIM. By all accounts he is a great guy, a great person, and a great teammate. 48 last night and a consecutive free throws made NBA record. More than solid. And he is a 7 foot tall guy. Really a freak of nature, one we will not see again, but we probably won't realize how great until he is gone. To bad.

I hate the Frenchman. You should to. Here Adolf, you can have our country. Once a Pussy always a Pussy. The trial should be one minute. Judge looks at the name, ask if he is from France, Guilty....Maximium Sentence.

If nothing else 15 years for stupidity. Next time you grope the staff...PAY THE LADY DUMBASS. She would have been a lot less offended if 15 k in unmarked bills were left in her changing locker. Ah, but it's the principal. Principals are great while you and your do nothing FRENCH friends are drinking expresso at noon at one of those GAY bistros in FRANCE, but it will mean nothing when Tavarius Mohammed Jackson is ASSRAPING you on Rikers Island Dumbass.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43058240/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

Well Well Well.......

I stand corrected. I haven't seen her photo, but one would hope she at least looks like a woman. Ordinarily I would be outraged at the duplicity...but......but one look at Maria and I forgive him....HUMMER TIME....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43057177/ns/us_news-life/

Didn't you just know it?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43024125/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia/

Well today is the perhaps the less than triumphant return of my MIND EXPANDING BLOG. After a long absence and virtually no request to start again, I have decided that you, the great unwashed were not duly exposed to the possibilities the last time around, hence the NEW and IMPROVED BLOG with just a hint of formality yet irreverent as always.  For the newly exposed there are two basic premises to the Blog:

1.  If you are not me I do not like you.

2.  No one finds me more interesting than I find myself.

If you are female you will likely hate the text forthcoming so I recommend you x out RIGHT NOW before you are forever stained with the letter R on your Scarlett Sweater, the R standing for RATIONALITY.  If you are a guy you will likely smile, laugh, scream right on, nod and smirk until a topic hits to close to home and you will likely try to bomb my home.

There is no place like home Toto, I am back so as always read at your own risk.

There are two sections, the blog itself and the scattershootingwhile…tab to the left. I was going to go with Musings but number one that word sounds gayer than the Richard Simmons voice over for the book on tape version of Twilight, plus Jr. Miller and George Dunham from the TICKET threatened legal action. I went with Scattershooting as  a tribute to Blackie Sherrod, the old master of the Sports Editorial, and plus I am pretty sure he is dead by now.

SO ON WITH IT……

Hey we killed Osama….

So we did. And as it always is with acts of greatness there was a ten second feeling of Euphoria before the Talking Heads ruined it with Total Stupidity. Let me clarify what I mean by Total Stupidity. I mean Total Stupidity. These so called experts make about as much sense asthat chick who had a seizure on camera and started talking gibberish. ( If you haven’t seen it go to http:/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTKx3orfZ8A  and check it out. ) Seizure or not, she is a  HOT CHICK.                                                 

Here are some examples of the idiocracy.

We are just like them…we cheered for a death….we are no different…..

Really?!!! It was the very next day I started hearing this. I reacted as I always do in such situations requiring direct communication with the dummy box…..I yelled.. “ Hey Dickweed, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Those water seeking sand animals were cheering the death of thousands of innocent people who were just trying to get through the work day. We were cheering for triumph of good over evil. Cheering the end of a man who orchestrated the deaths of thousands of innocent people, not cheering the deaths of innocent people. It was primarily symbolic for a long overdue mission accomplished. BIG FUCKING DIFFERENCE!” I MEAN WHAT DO THESE IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS DO WITH ALL THAT FUCKING TUITION MONEY? I AM CONVINCED THESE INSTITUTIONS OF “Lower Learning”ARE CONTROLLED BY THE SAME 13 GUYS WHO SUPPOSEDLY DECIDE ALL WORLD EVENTS BY MEETING ONCE A YEAR AT SOME UNDISCLOSED GOLDEN CORRAL LOCATION IN IDAHO THAT ONLY THEY AND THE GREEN HORNET KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE MAINLY IT IS IN IDAHO. THEY MUST BE SITTING ON THESE UNIVERSITY BOARDS MAKING SURE EVERY ACCEPTED STUDENT HAS TO UNDERGO A FRONTAL LABOTOMY PREFORMED UNDER THE WATCFUL EYE OF FLOUNDER FROM ANIMAL HOUSE.

I mean goddamn, I even saw a shot of Steve Buscemi  cheering and he was the Alternate for Osama who was crowned “Ugliest Man on The Planet." He just took over the TITLE and he was clapping for God’s sake!!!

Hell, I stood up and cheered yesterday and went outside and high fived my neighbor when I read Arnie was divorcing that StevenTyler look alike Maria Shriver. Thank God. Now he can go out and get some HOTASS because lord knows he deserves it after being with that HE SHE forever. He is still Arnie and there is still time for some HUMMERS IN THE HUMMER DAMNIT! Sorry, I digress, but if I can cheer for that certainly cheering for the passing of pure evil is ok.

THERE IS NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT “DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY” WAS PENNED IN REFERENCE TO MARIA SHRIVER.

I bet Jesus gave his Pops a thumbs up and screamed “CAN I GET A HELL YEA!!” when that ARCHANGEL Mike kicked Lucifers ass back to earth MATRIX STOP ACTION STYLE, so cheer loudly, I am betting old JC had a downlow slap or two, so you are in good company.

This severely damages Al Qaeda’s strength…It leaves a power void….

Oh horseshit. They said the same thing about the porn industry when John Holmes died. Moral of the story… ‘There is always a bigger dick.!” Come the fuck on. He was by this point reduced to ordering takeout from the local Dominoes and limping across the street to the TERRORIST TRAINING GROUND no one knew about teaching little kids how to strap on bodyworn bombs. Yes, it feels good that he is gone but he was no longer anything but a figurehead. The real power of Al Qaeda is the internet, and it’s still working brother.

Pakistan had no idea………

WTF???? I actually heard an “expert” in all things Pakistan that she believed that could be true. HOLY SHIT. Of course this lady  was a graduate from Yale who looked like she just had her lunch of Tofu and Spiced Ginger Tea and was in a hurry to get back to her place in Upper Manhattan. FUCK THAT. Give me Babu from Seinfeld! He is a Paki. What does he think?

I mean how could you not notice a giant fortress being built in a town where the average home is more modest than the Flintstones couch, lamp, chair, repeat pad. And don’t you think Babu, who moved back to Paki after his restaurant failed and became a mason might have said to Mrs. Babu… “ Hey Baby, meat for the next two months. I just got the rock job at the big fortress being built by an unnamed bearded terrorist guy whose name I can’t mention.” That bitch would have been in the street giving it up quicker than Rock Hudson behind Soundstage #10.

And of course it is being built next to a TERRORIST TRAINING FACILITY  they didn’t know about.

And how about that  courier. You know he was a bitter son of a bitch because Osama was a shitty tipper. He was bound to get liquored up on imported NATTY LIGHT at his bootleggers house and BITCH about Osama’s cheap ass. For one goat, two chickens and a fake CIA Badge he opened his mouth and spread his legs faster than Gloria Leonard in a remake of Taboo. Got that in for you there Rein's.

I hope someone kicks that Pakistan UN guy in the damn balls and staples a picture of Babu on his ass.  Screw Pakistan. They just made the list.,sorry, they were already on it.

He was unarmed…..

So the fuck what. They should have strapped two Body Bombs on Him and had him walk over to the TERRORIST FACILITY.

The burial at sea was improper and might make theMuslims mad….

And? DON’T YOU REALIZE YET THEY WANT TO KILL US, AND THEY WILL WANT TO KILL US  NO MATTER WHAT.  I mean, what are they going to do , blow up a Motel 6 in Wyoming rather than the New York Hyatt as their way of saying thanks for being respectful of the body.  Jesus Howard Christ man.

Obama’s Poll Numbers did not go up that much.

No shit? Wonder why.

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JUST IN...

See what happens when you find the secret Golden Corral?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43021533/ns/us_news/

And......is it really revenge if the bomb is in Pakistan....." Yea, I will show you fuckers!!!! I will bomb my supporters!!!" That's called the Roseanne Barr theory.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43017005/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia/t/scores-killed-pakistani-taliban-claims-it-avenges-osama-bin-laden-killing/